“Yes I’ll Marry You,” by Pam Ayres

Below is a reading called Yes, I’ll Marry you.  If you have any questions or need a Wedding Officiant for your wedding ceremony.    Contact St Louis Wedding Chapel  314-472-5017

Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
And here’s the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it’s creepy and it’s late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.

Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It’s you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbor
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It’s you that has to whack him.

Yes I’ll marry you,
You’re virile and you’re lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It’s you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I’ve got PMT it’s you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!

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