I don’t Believe in Marriage

I don’t believe in marriage

I don’t believe in marriage.
No, I really don’t. Let me be clear about that.
I think at worst,
it’s a hostile political act,
a way for small-minded men to keep women in the house and out of the way, wrapped up in the guise of tradition and conservative religious nonsense.
At best, it’s a happy delusion –
these two people who truly love each other
and have no idea how truly miserable
they’re about to make each other.
But, when two people know that,
and they decide with eyes wide open
to face each other and get married anyway,
then I don’t think it’s conservative or delusional.
I think it’s radical and courageous and very romantic.

Our St Louis Wedding Officiants travel anywhere to most all venues in the greater St Louis And Metro IL. Area as well as performing small weddings in our wedding chapel located in the South County Area.  Check out our website to learn more….

For more info on a St Louis wedding officiant from St Louis Wedding Chapel…….  Call 314-472-5017

Foxtrot

“Foxtrot From a Play,” by W H Auden

The soldier loves his rifle,
The scholar loves his books,
The farmer loves his horses,
The film star loves her looks.
There’s love the whole world over
Wherever you may be;
Some lose their rest for gay Mae West,
But you’re my cup of tea.

Some talk of Alexander
And some of Fred Astaire,
Some like their heroes hairy
Some like them debonair,
Some prefer a curate
And some an A.D.C.,
Some like a tough to treat’em rough,
But you’re my cup of tea.

Some are mad on Airedales
And some on Pekinese,
On tabby cats or parrots
Or guinea pigs or geese.
There are patients in asylums
Who think that they’re a tree;
I had an ant who loved a plant,
But you’re my cup of tea.

Some have sagging waistlines
And some a bulbous nose
And some a floating kidney
And some have hammer toes,
Some have tennis elbow
And some have housemaid’s knee,
And some I know have got B.O.,
But you’re my cup of tea.

The blackbird loves the earthworm,
The adder loves the sun,
The polar bear an iceberg,
The elephant a bun,
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,                                                                               But you’re my cup of tea.

Our St Louis Wedding Officiants travel anywhere to most all venues in the greater St Louis And Metro IL. Area as well as performing small weddings in our wedding chapel located in the South County Area.  Check out our website to learn more….

For more info on a St Louis wedding officiant from St Louis Wedding Chapel…….  Call 314-472-5017

The Apache Wedding Prayer

The Apache Wedding Prayer

Below is the Apache Wedding Prayer in the Long and Short Versions.  If you have any questions or need a Wedding Officiant for your wedding ceremony.    Contact St Louis Wedding Chapel  314-472-5017

Now you will feel no rain,  –                                                                                                For each of you will be shelter to the other.

Now you will feel no cold,  –                                                                                               For each of you will be warmth to the other.

Now there is no more loneliness,   –                                                                                 For each of you will be companion to the other.

Now you are two bodies,   –                                                                                            But there is one life before you.

May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead; And for all the years to come.

Go now to your dwelling place, To enter into the days of your togetherness.

And may your days be good and long upon this earth.  Your adventure has just begun!

The Apache Wedding Blessing (long version)

Now you will feel no storms,                                                                                              for each of you will be shelter to the other.

Now you will feel no cold,                                                                                                 for each of you will be warmth to the other.

Now there is no loneliness,                                                                                              for each of you is companion to the other,

Now you are two bodies,                                                                                                   But there is one life before you.

Turn together to look at the road you have traveled, to reach this point–                          -the hour of your happiness.

It stretches behind you into the past.

Now look to the future that lies ahead. A long and winding, adventure-filled road, whose every turn means new discovery, new hopes, new joys, new laughter, and a few shared tears.

May happiness be your companion,

May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead; And for all the years to come.

Go this day to your dwelling place and enter into your days together.

May your days be good and long upon this earth. Your adventure has just begun!

Our St Louis Wedding Officiants travel anywhere to most all venues in the greater St Louis And Metro IL. Area as well as performing small weddings in our wedding chapel located in the South County Area.  Check out our website to learn more….

For more info on a St Louis wedding officiant from St Louis Wedding Chapel…….  Call 314-472-5017